1. Grindr users on Scottish independence

    machotrouts:

    I’ve spent the past couple of days asking several hundred Grindr users in Edinburgh whether they believe Scotland should be an independent country. Replies were of variable quality. Here is a representative sample:


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    STATISTICS:

    The number of people I’ve questioned who are still present in my Grindr message history – that is, excluding the many people who blocked me – appears to add up to 655. I’ve divided their reactions into…


    NO: 114

    YES: 101

    Undecided: 24

    Other opinion: 20

    Indifference: 15

    Evasion: 38

    Bemusement: 13

    Amusement: 2

    Too horny to answer: 6

    General rejection: 4

    Did not respond: 318


    So there you have it. When only decisive opinions are taken into account, Grindr votes NO to independence, with a 54-46% split. If this is reflected in the results of tomorrow’s referendum, we can assume the headless torsos have taken over Scotland and there’s nothing you can do to stop it.


    (The eagerly anticipated machotrouts.tumblr.com endorsement goes to a YES vote. I am a headful torso.)

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  2. getoutofmyhouse:

    Thor #2 variant by James Stokoe

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  3. clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

    IS BEING HYDRATED REALLY WORTH ALL THIS PEEING?

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  6. killermikegto:

    "Oh My Darling Don’t Cry" via Adult Swim’s kick ass singles campaign. RTJ2 coming Oct 27th. Check out really funny pre-order packages @ runthejewels.net

     

  7. Don’t trust nobody who still hates kanye west

     
  8. tuhree:

    in case you were having a bad day check out this guy i just saw

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  10. evandorkin:

    Rejected Make-A-Wish Applicants: From House of Fun published by Dark Horse Comics (2012). Colors by Sarah Dyer.

     
  11. comedycentral:

    Click here to watch more of Eric Andre on The Meltdown with Jonah and Kumail.

    (via supervillain)

     
  12. hermionestolemyshit:

    This is fucking glorious.

    (Source: ilovebabygirlliyah, via cognitariat)

     
     
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  14. god-body:

    The outro of this song is beyond beautiful.

    (via energetic-praise)

     
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